- Crackpot: Colloidal silver
- Father God: IT'S BETTER THAN PROZAC
- Collodial silver also turns your skin blue, or so I've heard, but crackpots like that because then they get to look like one of those blue aliens.
AND IT TURNS YOUR SKIN BLUE
Billy Meier FOR KIDS
What the Jesus. If you have a kid that you want to learn aaaaaaaaaaaall about space Nordics, then I might have good news for you. This site has everything from stories about aliens and shit to a game where you get to pilot a UFO rather drunkenly. You can even land and a space Nordic comes out and then a truck drives by and doesn’t seem to care because that shit’s all totally normal.
A friend of ours :3
Everyone is Pleiadian. x3
LOOK WHAT ALIENMART DID.
August 4th: Newest alien date!
Well, according to the crackpots and their channeled galactic personalities, the aliens will be throwing us all a party on August 4th.
In the event of an alien invasion, I will be liveblogging it from the safety of my basement while listening to Ayreon because there is no fucking way I’m listening to Ashtar’s bullshit on TV.
They’d brand me as a naysayer for daring to suggest so, but in the event nothing happens, expect these people to be eyeing the 12th as the date of the most likely to be postponed party.
These people are too crazy for sane aliens. I think that’s why crackpots generally only see clouds, no UFOs would go near those people.
Pic featuring alienmart’s reptoid posted to Galactic Free Press
